porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
weird that porn logic is also my life logic?
i’m tired of feelin’ like i’m fuckin crazy
i’m tired of driving till i see stars in my eyes
it’s all i’ve got to keep myself sane baby
so i just ride….
i just riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
And that was our oral report